Every so often when I read your blog, I feel like I'm watching an old Batman rerun and I'm reading one of the Riddler's lines. I have no idea what you're talking about here but I love you anyway! Heavens, I haven't even figured out some of your past hisses. Like, what is really going on with that all-black issue of VI? What is Linda E really up to? Wayne, I can't imagine the fashion world without your online presence. You make it all fun.

"Faster than the speed of scandal." I love it.